NRE work songs

back when i was studying nuclear engineering, i had two work songs.

Nuclear Ignition (Remix)

To the tune of R Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)":

it's like bohr once spoke like einstein sat down and wrote it's what fermi knew in chi-town when his heart filled up his throat neutrons on the scene mackin' yukawa potentials slappin' best believe i'm splittin' U once we pass the critical mass and i started with pitchblende now i sling weapons grade when i creep up on that cusp my free energy erupts

this is the remixed ignition of controlled nuclear fission fucked us over up at yucca--- hope these pools don't start hissin' you like my thorium? the He-2-plus i run? wishin' shorty'd be enrichin' UF almost spells FUN

bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce

i don't front like a fool just accept nuclear fuel dope zirconium alloys yeah it's pretty fuckin' cool when i'm chillin' with the guys i've got the dank actinides you look cold, girl, i can warm you with the hottest nuclei you want my megatons just might break you off one look up into our sky baby you might see a second sun

this is the remixed ignition of controlled nuclear fission gonna take you back to my room show you alpha emissions girl the night isn't done 'til our k exceeds one wishin' shorty'd be enrichin' UF almost spells FUN

cristal poppin' in his stretch navigator but i doubt it can stretch all the way across a crater gammas on the left, x-rays on the right bring 'em both together after all they're both light and after the refuel there's the second refuel after second refuel it's to the cooling pool and the cooling pools are guarded by some sentries when i remove my control rod she begs for reentry