Off of the Grid (song) - revision history

Dank at 12:05, 13 June 2012

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	about checkout lanes		about checkout lanes

	ought ~~best get a book~~		perhaps ought read books

	about the ukraine		about the ukraine:

	back in thirty-three,		back in thirty-three,

Dank at 12:04, 13 June 2012

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	though if you're off the grid for true...		though if you're off the grid for true...

	whom do you sell your ~~bullshit~~ to?		whom do you sell your foodstuffs to?

	i smell a canard		i smell a canard

Dank at 11:59, 13 June 2012

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	off of the grid		off of the grid

	~~for soon all will be~~ china's ~~slaves~~		when everyone is china's slave

	we'll be well-practiced ~~by that~~ day		we'll be well-practiced for the day:

	manual labor		manual labor
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	don't say "decrepit"		don't say "decrepit"

	man you don't get it		man you don't get it!

	i hope to service		i hope to service

Dank at 11:45, 13 June 2012

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	(to the tune of ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgA2xo0HYrE Under the Sea]'')		'''(to the tune of ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgA2xo0HYrE Under the Sea]'')'''



	veg-e-ta-bles seem much fresher		veg-e-ta-bles seem much fresher

Dank at 11:43, 13 June 2012

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	is what we savor		is what we savor

			don't say "decrepit"

			man you don't get it

			i hope to service

			my want of purpose

			no advanced plant genes

			probably no vaccines

	offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff of the griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!		offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff of the griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

Dank: a response to julia schwiller

2012-06-13T11:38:26Z

a response to julia schwiller

New page

(to the tune of ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgA2xo0HYrE Under the Sea]'')

veg-e-ta-bles seem much fresher

when they're grown in your back yard

you might think you're not a farmer

but i tell you it's not hard

you're tired of supermarkets,

don't like NAFTA or Free Trade,

well bring your bike down and park it,

get yourself a hoe and spade!

off of the grid (off of the grid)

off of the grid (off of the grid)

darling it's super

out among tubers

you'll soon agreeeeeeeee

though there's not yet a plot so large

that it provides an iphone charge

you'll be facebookin'

when no one's lookin'

offffffff of the grid

out here the people are happy

(so long as there's gas-can fuel)

no chemical fertilizers

(though yes, there's collecting stools)

but collecting turds is ok

better than that crueler fate

the first year we saved no feces

got not but shit on our plates, UH-OH!

off of the grid (off of the grid)

off of the grid (off of the grid)

no regulations

nor expectations

just childish dreams

though if you're off the grid for true...

whom do you sell your bullshit to?

i smell a canard

you are a retard

offfffff of the griddddddddddddddd

ms. breeze grows the peas

ol' frank brings in sheaves

but not as fast as

a threshing machine

mrs geet knows that beets

are just nature's treats

and her feet always hurt

those who would complain

about checkout lanes

ought best get a book

about the ukraine

back in thirty-three,

you see, two of three

perished for want of food!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

off of the grid (off of the grid)

off of the grid (off of the grid)

your spoiled white kids

ought do what i did

off of the grid

for soon all will be china's slaves

we'll be well-practiced by that day

manual labor

is what we savor

offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff of the griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!