Sage advice - revision history

Dank at 02:32, 21 December 2025

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	~~<pre>~~I was in the bathroom of a deli		I was in the bathroom of a deli<br>
	standing at the urinal		standing at the urinal<br>
	reading the trap...		reading the trap...<br>

	what I mean is		what I mean is<br>
	there is a plastic cover		there is a plastic cover<br>
	over the urinal drain		over the urinal drain<br>
	to keep out - I don't know		to keep out - I don't know<br>
	napkins or hamburger buns or something		napkins or hamburger buns or something<br>
	and this one had a message on it		and this one had a message on it<br>

	it is weird enough		it is weird enough<br>
	to be a company that makes		to be a company that makes<br>
	urinal traps		urinal traps<br>
	but to print your name		but to print your name<br>
	and phone number on them		and phone number on them<br>
	I don't understand that		I don't understand that<br>

	if I was in need of a urinal trap		if I was in need of a urinal trap<br>
	I would look in the phonebook		I would look in the phonebook<br>
	or on the internet		or on the internet<br>
	I would not think,		I would not think,<br>
	"what was that number		"what was that number<br>
	I was pissing on last week..."		I was pissing on last week..."<br>

	but there I was		but there I was<br>
	pissing on the name of the fine company		pissing on the name of the fine company<br>
	that protects California's urinal drains		that protects California's urinal drains<br>
	I almost felt sorry for them		I almost felt sorry for them<br>
	but this trap wasn't satisfied to advertise only itself		but this trap wasn't satisfied to advertise only itself<br>
	it also had an important message for me:		it also had an important message for me:<br>

	just say no to drugs		just say no to drugs<br>

	I found that somewhat odd advice		I found that somewhat odd advice<br>
	to be getting from a deli toilet		to be getting from a deli toilet<br>
	but what do I know		but what do I know<br>
	it may be a terribly effective anti-narcotic tool		it may be a terribly effective anti-narcotic tool<br>

	of course if you are at a place in your life		of course if you are at a place in your life<br>
	where you are making decisions		where you are making decisions<br>
	based on the messages you get from toilets		based on the messages you get from toilets<br>
	you may have bigger problems		you may have bigger problems<br>
	than just the drugs you are taking		than just the drugs you are taking<br>

	if it hadn't been		if it hadn't been<br>
	well		well<br>
	a urinal trap		a urinal trap<br>
	I would have stolen it		I would have stolen it<br>
	and propped it up on my ~~window sill~~		and propped it up on my windowsil<br>

	mainly to have proof of its existence		mainly to have proof of its existence<br>
	but also to remind me		but also to remind me<br>
	to stay away from the kind of drugs		to stay away from the kind of drugs<br>
	that urinal trap makers		that urinal trap makers<br>
	seem to be taking<~~/pre~~>		seem to be taking<br>
	<br>		<br>
	<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k] (I then spent five years wondering where I'd seen it, until [http://rbowen.tumblr.com/ Rebecca Bowen] used ninja-like websearch skills of localization). ona-k cited it only via a [http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43 URL] which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>		<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k] (I then spent five years wondering where I'd seen it, until [http://rbowen.tumblr.com/ Rebecca Bowen] used ninja-like websearch skills of localization). ona-k cited it only via a [http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43 URL] which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>

Dank at 02:12, 1 December 2010

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	<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k] (I then spent five years wondering where I'd seen it, until [http://rbowen.tumblr.com/ Rebecca Bowen] used ninja-like websearch skills ~~to find it~~). ona-k cited it only via a [http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43 URL] which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>		<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k] (I then spent five years wondering where I'd seen it, until [http://rbowen.tumblr.com/ Rebecca Bowen] used ninja-like websearch skills of localization). ona-k cited it only via a [http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43 URL] which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>

Dank at 02:12, 1 December 2010

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	<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k]. ~~She~~ cited it only via a [http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43 URL] which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>		<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k] (I then spent five years wondering where I'd seen it, until [http://rbowen.tumblr.com/ Rebecca Bowen] used ninja-like websearch skills to find it). ona-k cited it only via a [http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43 URL] which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>

Dank at 02:08, 1 December 2010

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	<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k]. She ~~sourced~~ it only via ~~the URL "~~http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43", which no longer contains the text.		<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k]. She cited it only via a [http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43 URL] which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>

	If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>

Dank at 02:07, 1 December 2010

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	<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k]. She sourced it only via the URL "http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43", which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>		<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k]. She sourced it only via the URL "http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43", which no longer contains the text.

			If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>

Dank at 02:07, 1 December 2010

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	<~~code~~>I was in the bathroom of a deli		<pre>I was in the bathroom of a deli
	standing at the urinal		standing at the urinal
	reading the trap...		reading the trap...
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	to stay away from the kind of drugs		to stay away from the kind of drugs
	that urinal trap makers		that urinal trap makers
	seem to be taking</~~code~~>		seem to be taking</pre>
	<br>		<br>
	<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k]. She sourced it only via the URL "http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43", which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>		<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k]. She sourced it only via the URL "http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43", which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>

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<code>I was in the bathroom of a deli

standing at the urinal

reading the trap...



what I mean is

there is a plastic cover

over the urinal drain

to keep out - I don't know

napkins or hamburger buns or something

and this one had a message on it



it is weird enough

to be a company that makes

urinal traps

but to print your name

and phone number on them

I don't understand that



if I was in need of a urinal trap

I would look in the phonebook

or on the internet

I would not think,

"what was that number

I was pissing on last week..."



but there I was

pissing on the name of the fine company

that protects California's urinal drains

I almost felt sorry for them

but this trap wasn't satisfied to advertise only itself

it also had an important message for me:



just say no to drugs



I found that somewhat odd advice

to be getting from a deli toilet

but what do I know

it may be a terribly effective anti-narcotic tool



of course if you are at a place in your life

where you are making decisions

based on the messages you get from toilets

you may have bigger problems

than just the drugs you are taking



if it hadn't been

well

a urinal trap

I would have stolen it

and propped it up on my window sill



mainly to have proof of its existence

but also to remind me

to stay away from the kind of drugs

that urinal trap makers

seem to be taking</code>

<br>

<i>I originally read this on the [http://ona-k.livejournal.com/118851.html#cutid1 livejournal] of [http://ona-k.livejournal.com ona-k]. She sourced it only via the URL "http://smog.net/words/mkpgpoem.php?user=&wid=43", which no longer contains the text. If you know the author, please mail me at [mailto:dank@qemfd.net dank@qemfd.net]</i>

Sage advice - revision history

Dank at 02:32, 21 December 2025

Dank at 02:12, 1 December 2010

Dank at 02:12, 1 December 2010

Dank at 02:08, 1 December 2010

Dank at 02:07, 1 December 2010

Dank at 02:07, 1 December 2010

Dank: Created page with '"sage advice" I was in the bathroom of a deli standing at the urinal reading the trap... what I mean is there is a plastic cover over the urinal drain to keep out ...'

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