NRE work songs: Difference between revisions

Created page with "back when i was studying nuclear engineering, i had two work songs. ==Nuclear Ignition (Remix)== To the tune of R Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)": it's like bohr once spoke like einstein sat down and wrote it's what fermi knew in chi-town when his heart filled up his throat neutrons on the scene mackin' yukawa potentials slappin' best believe i'm splittin' U once we pass the critical mass and i started with pitchblende now i sling weapons grade when i creep up on that cusp..."
 
 
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wishin' shorty'd be enrichin'
wishin' shorty'd be enrichin'
UF almost spells FUN
UF almost spells FUN
cristal poppin' in his stretch navigator
but i doubt it can stretch all the way across a crater
gammas on the left, x-rays on the right
bring 'em both together
after all they're both light
and after the refuel there's the second refuel
after second refuel it's to the cooling pool
and the cooling pools are guarded by some sentries
when i remove my control rod she begs for reentry