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'''[[Dankblog|dankblog!]] 2022-06-26, 0801 EDT, at [[Viewpoint|the danktower]]''' | |||
i wish Pa Dank had lived to see me learn to build shit. the man could build just about anything, all self-taught, operating a lathe or a table saw or a nail gun with finesse and élan. he'd do some work in exchange for lumber, and two weeks later there would be a new room on the house. | i wish Pa Dank had lived to see me learn to build shit. the man could build just about anything, all self-taught, operating a lathe or a table saw or a nail gun with finesse and élan. he'd do some work in exchange for lumber, and two weeks later there would be a new room on the house. | ||
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he finished his sandwich. "it's just getting hotter while you bitch." | he finished his sandwich. "it's just getting hotter while you bitch." | ||
i lurched unhappily towards the garage. "will this be the weekend | i lurched unhappily towards the garage. "will this be the weekend scion Nicky is taken with heat stroke to some young people's Valhalla? drawing a Cartesian plot, we can graph as a function of time the IQ points i lose breathing this machine's hydrocarbons and volatile compounds. alas! zorn!" | ||
"i thought you wanted to build with atoms. hydrocarbons are atoms, aren't they?" | "i thought you wanted to build with atoms. hydrocarbons are atoms, aren't they?" | ||
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but now i build all kinds of shit, and it would please him to know it. anyway, i am consumed of late with a powerful urge to build a deck. if you need a deck built, and are willing to waive all liability, and will feed me skittles and bong hits, let's talk. | but now i build all kinds of shit, and it would please him to know it. anyway, i am consumed of late with a powerful urge to build a deck. if you need a deck built, and are willing to waive all liability, and will feed me skittles and bong hits, let's talk. | ||
'''previously: "[[SCOTUS_headcanon|SCOTUS headcanon]]" 2022-06-14''' | |||
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