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* I request that your initial contact come via email to [mailto:nickblack@linux.com nickblack@linux.com], or via [http://www.linkedin.com/in/nickblackatl LinkedIn]. | * I request that your initial contact come via email to [mailto:nickblack@linux.com nickblack@linux.com], or via [http://www.linkedin.com/in/nickblackatl LinkedIn]. | ||
** Do not call me without my explicit permission. '''I will blacklist you.''' | ** Do not call me without my explicit permission. '''I will blacklist you.''' | ||
==Lead generation== | ==Lead generation== | ||
* The majority of people I could comfortably recommend are already happily employed, because they're awesome. | * The majority of people I could comfortably recommend are already happily employed, because they're awesome. | ||
** I will happily pass along your job description and contact info, but will not pass info the other way. Sorry! | ** I will happily pass along your job description and contact info, but will not pass info the other way. Sorry! |
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Hello, technology headhunter! I am contacted by several recruiters a week, and sometimes multiple each day. To save us all some time, please read on...
I deliver world-class work, and require world-class compensation (my GitHub and Ohloh profiles speak for themselves). It's probably not worth contacting me regarding packages worth less than $200k per annum. Equity stakes without external valuations will be considered valueless. I am available for consulting on a per-project basis at negotiated fees, or a flat $2k per diem.
Résumé
- My résumé is available here.
- This link is kept up to date. There is no need to contact me for a current résumé.
- No, I do not have a "Microsoft Word" aka "doc" or "docx" version, nor do I have any way to create one.
- If I discover that you have altered my résumé, I will blacklist you.
Desired work
- Please note that I am an expert systems programmer focused on high-performance computing.
- I am not interested in system administration, business logic, databases, mobile development, user interfaces, or web programming.
- I am interested in major algorithmic challenges, demanding performance requirements, and exotic computer architectures.
- I am generally uninterested in (and poorly suited for) software development outside the UNIX environment.
- Open Source-friendly candidate employers, especially those with a track record of supporting Open Source projects, will be strongly preferred.
Contacting me
- I am always open to discussing new opportunities, and encourage you to contact me.
- I request that your initial contact come via email to nickblack@linux.com, or via LinkedIn.
- Do not call me without my explicit permission. I will blacklist you.
Lead generation
- The majority of people I could comfortably recommend are already happily employed, because they're awesome.
- I will happily pass along your job description and contact info, but will not pass info the other way. Sorry!