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<i>WHEREIN Your Humble Wikist foolishly tosses his Hat into the Culture Wars, knowing his Words Unlikely to bring Anyone into his Philosophical Camp, but quite Capable of creating new Enemies, while not particularly Caring about convincing anyone In Any Case.</i>
<i>WHEREIN Your Humble Wikist foolishly tosses his Hat into the Culture Wars, knowing his Words Unlikely to bring Anyone into his Philosophical Camp, but quite Capable of creating new Enemies, while not particularly Caring about convincing anyone In Any Case.</i>


the release of <i>Harry Potter Legacy</i> has thrown a particularly loud contingent of the internet populace into a tizzy. the product of a Burbank monstrosity known for insolent rabbits and immense intellectual properties and a Utah video game developer named after a blue peppermint schnappes from the 90s, has become proxy in a great mudsling regarding blonde british billionaire and solidly mid YA author jk rowling.
the release of <i>Harry Potter Legacy</i> has thrown a particularly loud contingent of the internet populace into a tizzy. the product of a Burbank monstrosity known for insolent rabbits and immense intellectual properties and a Utah video game developer named after a blue peppermint schnappes from the 90s has become proxy in a great mudsling regarding blonde british billionaire and solidly mid YA author jk rowling.


now as far as i'm concerned, ms. rowling's greatest crime was pairing the inimitable, drop-dead-sexy Hermione Granger with the gormless simpleton Ron Weasley and his empty cobweb-covered shitsmeared skull, a surrender to utter mediocrity that left both me and Viktor Krum flabbergasted. Poor guy was doing Wronski Feints and listening to some Bulgarian Deftones knockoff for days, and i can't blame him. but back in 2020, jkr wrote what i thought to be a [https://www.jkrowling.com/opinions/j-k-rowling-writes-about-her-reasons-for-speaking-out-on-sex-and-gender-issues/ fairly compelling essay], certainly the best thing she'd penned since Voldemort croaked out "Kill the spare." a loud population decried it as thoughtcrime, and began deluging her with the rape and death threats women of all persuasions can look forward to when they open their mouths on the internet. understandably, this did not fill jkr's heart with love, and she's been no fan of transgender extremists since. if they're going to call you a TERF and Nazi and threaten to rape you for well-reasoned if debatable views, what does one after all have to lose?
now as far as i'm concerned, ms. rowling's greatest crime was pairing the inimitable, drop-dead-sexy Hermione Granger with the gormless simpleton Ron Weasley and his empty cobweb-covered shitsmeared skull, a surrender to utter mediocrity that left both me and Viktor Krum flabbergasted. Poor guy was doing Wronski Feints and listening to some Bulgarian Deftones knockoff for days, and i can't blame him. but back in 2020, jkr wrote what i thought to be a [https://www.jkrowling.com/opinions/j-k-rowling-writes-about-her-reasons-for-speaking-out-on-sex-and-gender-issues/ fairly compelling essay], certainly the best thing she'd penned since Voldemort croaked out "Kill the spare." a loud population decried it as thoughtcrime, and began deluging her with the rape and death threats women of all persuasions can look forward to when they open their mouths on the internet. understandably, this did not fill jkr's heart with love, and she's been no fan of transgender extremists since. if they're going to call you a TERF and Nazi and threaten to rape you for well-reasoned if debatable views, what does one after all have to lose?