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Midnight's Simulacra

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My first novel, coming 2024-01-09!

It's a romp featuring plenty of hacking, clandestine chemistry, and even a spot of at-home uranium enrichment. Along the way, there's lots of science and philosophy of science, and some big questions. A partial bibliography is available at https://midnightssimulacra.com.

Blurb

The twenty-first century's primary path of socioeconomic mobility is engineering; scientists took over from the priests no later than the twentieth. America's most ambitious students these days compete for placement in STEM programs, as do some of her wiliest rogues.

Michael Luis Bolaño is the scion of Mexican oil wealth gone to rut in Texas. Sherman Spartacus Katz is the hyperliterate son of evangelical eccentrics from the North Georgia mountains. One hopes to restore what's been lost, the other to attain what never was. Together at an elite Institute of Technology they train as engineers. Together in the dark they study forbidden teachings. By graduation, they're formidably competent, audacious to a fault, and wholly ungovernable.

midnight's simulacra is a hysterical, scientifically rigorous, and fastpaced thriller, a modern picaresque, a portrait of the autist as a young man, and unlike any other novel you've read.

Formats

  • Hardback ($40): the intended format. 9x6"
  • Trade ($20): also good. Exact same text/paging as hardback. 8.5x5.5"
  • PDF ($0): free. No cover. Not the best format for some ereaders. 9.25x6.125"
    • Should you like the book, it would be cool if you bought a copy, or at least spread the word.
  • Epub ($20): least faithful version, but most flexible on ereaders

In the future, I might release an annotated edition. This would likely only be available in hardback, but who knows? I might annotate all formats simply to cut down on annoyances. The likelihood of me doing this is directly related to reader response as seen in sales and reviews.

Contents

Part I

  1. coming of age in confusion
  2. sherman katz gets himself expelled
  3. michael bolaño indulges in small pleasures
  4. elephant seals

Part II

  1. devesh choudhary is all about physics and rolls
  2. atrium vestae
  3. y’all’ve any more of that vee-cee?
  4. alexei orshanskiy thinks he can get you lemons
  5. pavlov’s hierophant and schrödinger’s hæresiarch
  6. vladimir cel tredat takes up a collection
  7. ergot
  8. welcome to my lab; we’ve got Taq polymerase

Part III

  1. cloud wandered lonely like a daffodil
  2. max-cashflow min-cut theorem
  3. if you eat that i think it is going to kill you
  4. misadventures in regulated capitalism
  5. erica marelli knows her yeast
  6. anarbek tursyn busts a move
  7. the chemical history of an eightball
  8. uranium

Part IV

  1. a stamped-in network of paths
  2. overall there is a smell of fried onions
  3. greg moyer gives some bad advice
  4. vancouver! vancouver! this is it! (necroplanetology)
  5. the one about narcosubs
  6. the south’s got something to say
  7. it’ll really raise the tone of your trap
  8. oriana marino speaks in riddles
  9. feedback loops are Bad Shit, to be Avoided
  10. my mistakes are many, but less terrible than god’s

Part V

  1. usurper
  2. prima luce

Illustrations

fullpage black and white illustrations by Justin Barker

not all of these ended up being used.

warning: these arguably contain spoilers

Dramatis Personae

warning: these arguably contain spoilers

Major characters are introduced in prime-numbered chapters. Originally, I was going to do something inspired by serialist music, and identify each character with a prime number, and then only have characters in a given chapter if they were in that chapter number's prime factorization. This idea sucked for several reasons, so I abandoned it.

  • Sherman Spartacus Katz (b. 1980)
    • Also mother Eveline (Evy), and her husband Cassius James. Also Theodore Roosevelt and Jodie Foster, agents of an undetermined agency in a series of recurring dreams.
    • Enters GT 1998 CS+MATH BS, graduates 2005
  • Michael Luis Bolaño (b. 1979)
    • Also great-great-grandfather Gustavo, and his wife Guadalupe; their son Antonio, and his wife Valentina; their three children: eldest son José Luis, and the twin daughters Xevera and Zita; Lillian, wife of José Luis; their son Luis, and his wife Rosemary; their son Diego (brother of MLB).
    • Enters GT 1998 IE+PHYS BS, graduates 2002
  • Devesh Choudhary (b. 1977)
    • Also a pursuing alligator snapping turtle.
    • Enters GT 1997 PHYS BS, graduates 2003
    • Enters UCSB 2003 PHYS PhD, graduates 2008
  • Alexei Orshanskiy (b. 1980)
    • Enters GT 1999 CS+MechE BS, graduates 2003
    • Enters GT 2003 MechE MS, graduates 2005
  • Vladimir cel Tredat (b. 1982)
    • Enters GT 2002 CS, graduates 2005
  • Anarbek Tursyn (b. 1977)
    • Enters MEPhI 1995 NucE BS, graduates 2000
    • Enters GT 2009 NucE MS, graduates 2011
  • Cloud (b. ?)
  • Erica Marelli (b. 1985)
    • Enters UC-Berkeley 2003 Chemistry BS, graduates 2006
    • Enters GT 2006 Bioinformatics MS, graduates 2009
    • Enters GT 2009 BME PhD, graduates 2013
  • Greg Moyer (b. 1979)
    • Enters GT 1998 MGMT BS, graduates 2003
  • Oriana Marino (b. 1988)
    • Enters GSU 2007 Phil+Journalism BS, graduates 2012