NRE work songs

back when i was studying nuclear engineering, i had two work songs.

Nuclear Ignition (Remix)

To the tune of R Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)":

it's like bohr once spoke like einstein sat down and wrote it's what fermi knew in chi-town when his heart filled up his throat neutrons on the scene mackin' yukawa potentials slappin' best believe i'm splittin' U once we pass the critical mass and i started with pitchblende now i sling weapons grade when i creep up on that cusp my free energy erupts

this is the remixed ignition of controlled nuclear fission fucked us over up at yucca--- hope these pools don't start hissin' you like my thorium? the He-2-plus i run? wishin' shorty'd be enrichin' UF almost spells FUN

bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce

i don't front like a fool just accept nuclear fuel dope zirconium alloys yeah it's pretty fuckin' cool when i'm chillin' with the guys i've got the dank actinides you look cold, girl, i can warm you with the hottest nuclei you want my megatons just might break you off one look up into our sky baby you might see a second sun

this is the remixed ignition of controlled nuclear fission gonna take you back to my room show you alpha emissions girl the night isn't done 'til our k exceeds one wishin' shorty'd be enrichin' UF almost spells FUN