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* [https://www.springer.com/us Springer] and [https://www.elsevier.com/ Elsevier] for their expensive garbage
* [https://www.springer.com/us Springer] and [https://www.elsevier.com/ Elsevier] for their expensive garbage
* whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah
* whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah
* PriceWaterhouseCoopers for being the worst employment experience i've ever had, including the time i jerked a dude off for a ride in Louisiana, don't ask
* PriceWaterhouseCoopers for being the worst employment experience i've ever had, including the time i jerked a dude off for a ride in Louisiana, don't ask. while we're at it, fuck Louisiana.
* [https://www.thejunkmansdaughter.com/ Junkman's Daughter] for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999
* [https://www.thejunkmansdaughter.com/ Junkman's Daughter] for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999


==Dead/annihilated enemies==
==Dead/annihilated enemies==
* [http://www.ajc.com AJC] "TechnoBuddy" Bill Husted ''[https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/atlanta/obituary.aspx?n=william-gordon-husted&pid=190261994&fhid=24403 perished] Nagasaki Day 2018 following a lifetime of refusing to print my many, many letters. RIP technoenemy; you were a good foe.''
* [http://www.ajc.com AJC] "TechnoBuddy" Bill Husted ''[https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/atlanta/obituary.aspx?n=william-gordon-husted&pid=190261994&fhid=24403 perished] Nagasaki Day 2018 following a lifetime of refusing to print my many, many letters. RIP technoenemy; you were a good foe.''

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  • The autoeponymous band whose name I shall not speak
  • The BP on North Avenue and Spring for assuming in 2007 that I was drunk and refusing to sell me beer on the way to work after having written great code all night. for the record, i was not drunk, though i was tweaked out of my gourd, and gesticulating wildly.
  • Zach's dog ("Truman") for barking all the fucking time
  • Apple for the Disneyfication of computing
  • Citizens Bank for pestering me regarding a Miata i'd obliterated
  • GA400 for being a time vampire
  • "Chancellor of the Sexchequer" Doug Gillett of Birmingham, AL for his unceasing and ill-informed braying regarding despised University of Georgia football
  • Springer and Elsevier for their expensive garbage
  • whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah
  • PriceWaterhouseCoopers for being the worst employment experience i've ever had, including the time i jerked a dude off for a ride in Louisiana, don't ask. while we're at it, fuck Louisiana.
  • Junkman's Daughter for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999

Dead/annihilated enemies

  • AJC "TechnoBuddy" Bill Husted perished Nagasaki Day 2018 following a lifetime of refusing to print my many, many letters. RIP technoenemy; you were a good foe.