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Enemies list

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  • The autoeponymous band whose name I shall not speak
  • The BP on North Avenue and Spring for assuming in 2007 that I was drunk and refusing to sell me beer on the way to work after having written great code all night
  • Zach's dog ("Truman")
  • Apple
  • Citizens Bank
  • GA400
  • "Chancellor of the Sexchequer" Doug Gillett of Birmingham, AL
  • Springer and Elsevier
  • whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah
  • PriceWaterhouseCoopers
  • Junkman's Daughter for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999

Dead enemies

  • AJC "TechnoBuddy" Bill Husted (update: perished Nagasaki Day 2018, RIP technoenemy; you were a good foe)