What an annoyance. Since its inception as Macromedia Flash in 1996 and subsequent sponsorship by closed-source counterrevolutionaries Adobe, Flash has represented a blight, a parasite which converts bandwidth and attention into broken web pages, security holes and entropy.
- Heavens be semi-praised, there's a closed alpha build of 64-bit flash.
- New release as of 2008-12-16. Dank 23:38, 27 December 2008 (UTC)