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Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2007 23:25:53 -0500 From: nick black <nick_black@securecomputing.com> To: ******** Subject: i've found better code analyzing my own feces for fiber content what the hell is this comedy of errors? responsible parties will be fed to sharks with bees in their mouths. not only is every single line of code indicative of one or more independent misunderstandings of....unix 101, really, but the logging turdlet is a syntactic abortion and the first inline comment is either editor residue or a question regarding preconditions (i can't tell). for chrissakes you didn't even bother to use a constant so that if, say, i needed every new user to be some other non-unique UID, maybe 1007, yeah, i can do it with a single edit. that's like school on a saturday, no class, etc etc ad nauseam. did you really think all new users should be UID 1005? how did you convince yourself of that? in what universe is this code designed to run? holy crap i didn't even realize fileContents was a wretched global! why are you writing fortran in java? i can't imagine a more incorrect way to do this save lighting the machine on fire and pissing on a graven image of alan turing while watching disney movies. good grief. have some pride. NAK NAK NAK reverted in revision ******* --rigorously, nick