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==Teaching Philosophy== | ==Teaching Philosophy== | ||
"If you ladies leave my Institute, if you survive training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair | "If you ladies leave my Institute, if you survive training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair, and my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Science." - Adapted from <i>Full Metal Jacket</i> | ||
==PhD at the Georgia Institute of Technology== | ==PhD at the Georgia Institute of Technology== | ||