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* The [https://nickblackmusic.com/ autoeponymous band] whose name I shall not speak | * The [https://nickblackmusic.com/ autoeponymous band] whose name I shall not speak | ||
* The [https://www.bp.com/ BP] on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Avenue_%28Atlanta%29 North Avenue] and Spring for assuming in 2007 that I was drunk and refusing to sell me beer on the way to work after having written great code all night | * The [https://www.bp.com/ BP] on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Avenue_%28Atlanta%29 North Avenue] and Spring for assuming in 2007 that I was drunk and refusing to sell me beer on the way to work after having written great code all night | ||
* Zach's dog ("Truman") | * Zach's dog ("Truman") for barking all the fucking time | ||
* [https://www.apple.com/ Apple] | * [https://www.apple.com/ Apple] for the Disneyfication of computing | ||
* [https://www.citizensbank.com/HomePage.aspx Citizens Bank] | * [https://www.citizensbank.com/HomePage.aspx Citizens Bank] for pestering me regarding a [[Minikraken|Miata]] i'd obliterated | ||
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_State_Route_400 GA400] | * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_State_Route_400 GA400] for being a time vampire | ||
* "Chancellor of the Sexchequer" [http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/ Doug Gillett] of Birmingham, AL | * "Chancellor of the Sexchequer" [http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/ Doug Gillett] of Birmingham, AL for his unceasing and ill-informed braying regarding despised University of Georgia football | ||
* [https://www.springer.com/us Springer] and [https://www.elsevier.com/ Elsevier] | * [https://www.springer.com/us Springer] and [https://www.elsevier.com/ Elsevier] for their expensive garbage | ||
* whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah | * whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah | ||
* PriceWaterhouseCoopers | * PriceWaterhouseCoopers for being the worst employment experience i've ever had, including the time i jerked a dude off for a ride in Louisiana, don't ask | ||
* [https://www.thejunkmansdaughter.com/ Junkman's Daughter] for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999 | * [https://www.thejunkmansdaughter.com/ Junkman's Daughter] for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999 | ||
==Dead enemies== | ==Dead enemies== | ||
* [http://www.ajc.com AJC] "TechnoBuddy" Bill Husted '' | * [http://www.ajc.com AJC] "TechnoBuddy" Bill Husted ''[https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/atlanta/obituary.aspx?n=william-gordon-husted&pid=190261994&fhid=24403 perished] Nagasaki Day 2018, RIP technoenemy; you were a good foe'' | ||
Revision as of 23:04, 28 October 2020
- The autoeponymous band whose name I shall not speak
- The BP on North Avenue and Spring for assuming in 2007 that I was drunk and refusing to sell me beer on the way to work after having written great code all night
- Zach's dog ("Truman") for barking all the fucking time
- Apple for the Disneyfication of computing
- Citizens Bank for pestering me regarding a Miata i'd obliterated
- GA400 for being a time vampire
- "Chancellor of the Sexchequer" Doug Gillett of Birmingham, AL for his unceasing and ill-informed braying regarding despised University of Georgia football
- Springer and Elsevier for their expensive garbage
- whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah
- PriceWaterhouseCoopers for being the worst employment experience i've ever had, including the time i jerked a dude off for a ride in Louisiana, don't ask
- Junkman's Daughter for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999
