Enemies list

• The autoeponymous band whose name I shall not speak
• The BP on North Avenue and Spring for assuming in 2007 that I was drunk and refusing to sell me beer on the way to work after having written great code all night. for the record, i was not drunk, though i was tweaked out of my gourd, and gesticulating wildly.
• Zach's dog ("Truman") for barking all the fucking time
• Apple for the Disneyfication of computing
• Citizens Bank for pestering me regarding a Miata i'd obliterated
• GA400 for being a time vampire
• "Chancellor of the Sexchequer" Doug Gillett of Birmingham, AL for his unceasing and ill-informed braying regarding despised University of Georgia football
• Springer and Elsevier for their expensive garbage
• whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah
• PriceWaterhouseCoopers for being the worst employment experience i've ever had, including the time i jerked a dude off for a ride in Louisiana, don't ask
• Junkman's Daughter for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999

Dead/annihilated enemies

• AJC "TechnoBuddy" Bill Husted perished Nagasaki Day 2018 following a lifetime of refusing to print my many, many letters. RIP technoenemy; you were a good foe.