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* [https://www.springer.com/us Springer] and [https://www.elsevier.com/ Elsevier] for their expensive garbage | * [https://www.springer.com/us Springer] and [https://www.elsevier.com/ Elsevier] for their expensive garbage | ||
* whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah | * whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah | ||
* PriceWaterhouseCoopers for being the worst employment experience i've ever had, including the time i jerked a dude off for a ride in Louisiana, don't ask | * PriceWaterhouseCoopers for being the worst employment experience i've ever had, including the time i jerked a dude off for a ride in Louisiana, don't ask. while we're at it, fuck Louisiana. | ||
* [https://www.thejunkmansdaughter.com/ Junkman's Daughter] for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999 | * [https://www.thejunkmansdaughter.com/ Junkman's Daughter] for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999 | ||
==Dead/annihilated enemies== | ==Dead/annihilated enemies== | ||
* [http://www.ajc.com AJC] "TechnoBuddy" Bill Husted ''[https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/atlanta/obituary.aspx?n=william-gordon-husted&pid=190261994&fhid=24403 perished] Nagasaki Day 2018 following a lifetime of refusing to print my many, many letters. RIP technoenemy; you were a good foe.'' | * [http://www.ajc.com AJC] "TechnoBuddy" Bill Husted ''[https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/atlanta/obituary.aspx?n=william-gordon-husted&pid=190261994&fhid=24403 perished] Nagasaki Day 2018 following a lifetime of refusing to print my many, many letters. RIP technoenemy; you were a good foe.'' | ||
Revision as of 23:25, 28 October 2020
- The autoeponymous band whose name I shall not speak
- The BP on North Avenue and Spring for assuming in 2007 that I was drunk and refusing to sell me beer on the way to work after having written great code all night. for the record, i was not drunk, though i was tweaked out of my gourd, and gesticulating wildly.
- Zach's dog ("Truman") for barking all the fucking time
- Apple for the Disneyfication of computing
- Citizens Bank for pestering me regarding a Miata i'd obliterated
- GA400 for being a time vampire
- "Chancellor of the Sexchequer" Doug Gillett of Birmingham, AL for his unceasing and ill-informed braying regarding despised University of Georgia football
- Springer and Elsevier for their expensive garbage
- whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah
- PriceWaterhouseCoopers for being the worst employment experience i've ever had, including the time i jerked a dude off for a ride in Louisiana, don't ask. while we're at it, fuck Louisiana.
- Junkman's Daughter for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999
