Enemies list

• The autoeponymous band whose name I shall not speak
• The BP on North Avenue and Spring
• Zach's dog ("Truman")
• Apple
• Citizens Bank
• GA400
• "Chancellor of the Sexchequer" Doug Gillett of Birmingham, AL
• AJC "TechnoBuddy" Bill Husted (update: perished Nagasaki Day 2018, RIP technoenemy; you were a good foe)
• Springer and Elsevier
• whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah
• PriceWaterhouseCoopers
• Junkman's Daughter for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999