Enemies list
- The autoeponymous band whose name I shall not speak
- The BP on North Avenue and Spring
- Zach's dog ("Truman")
- Apple
- Citizens Bank
- GA400
- "Chancellor of the Sexchequer" Doug Gillett of Birmingham, AL
- Springer and Elsevier
- whatever fucking asshole spent $2k registering nickblack.dev knowing full well he/she/it can suck my menorah
- PriceWaterhouseCoopers
- Junkman's Daughter for seizing my admittedly très shitty Alan Turing fake id in 1999