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* [[BlackBerry]] crap. F'n [[bookshelves]]. [[PC_Fans|Fans]] from [[Noctua]], of whom I am a fan.
* [[BlackBerry]] crap. F'n [[bookshelves]]. [[PC_Fans|Fans]] from [[Noctua]], of whom I am a fan.
* What does worldwide [[TaB|TaB®]] consumption have to do with [[nuclear weapons]]?
* What does worldwide [[TaB|TaB®]] consumption have to do with [[nuclear weapons]]?
* My grad school [[:File:CS8803MCAPresentation.pdf|presentations]] tended to [[:File:CS8803DCPresentationKlaiber.pdf|run slightly]], just a little, [[:File:CS8803DCPresentationGschwind.pdf|unorthodox]]...
* My grad school [[:Media:CS8803MCAPresentation.pdf|presentations]] tended to [[:Media:CS8803DCPresentationKlaiber.pdf|run slightly]], just a little, [[:Media:CS8803DCPresentationGschwind.pdf|unorthodox]]...
** enjoy the ghastly background of my [[:File:Libtorque-presentation.pdf|masters thesis]] presentation
** enjoy the ghastly background of my [[:Media:Libtorque-presentation.pdf|masters thesis]] presentation
** ...yep, [[Trail of Frames|still weird]] (invited lecture for the opening of [https://wiki.freesideatlanta.org/fs/Info Freeside Atlanta])
** ...yep, [[Trail of Frames|still weird]] (invited lecture for the opening of [https://wiki.freesideatlanta.org/fs/Info Freeside Atlanta])
** professionally weird! [[:File:Public_LPC2015_-_Dynamic_iSCSI_at_Scale-_Remote_paging_at_Google.pdf|"Dynamic iSCSI at Scale"]] for Google ([https://blog.linuxplumbersconf.org/2015/ 2015 Linux Plumbers' Conference])
** professionally weird! [[:Media:Public_LPC2015_-_Dynamic_iSCSI_at_Scale-_Remote_paging_at_Google.pdf|"Dynamic iSCSI at Scale"]] for Google ([https://blog.linuxplumbersconf.org/2015/ 2015 Linux Plumbers' Conference])
** [[:File:Pwl09.pdf|"Miscompiling Programs with 'Benign' Data Races"]] for [https://www.meetup.com/Papers-We-Love-Atlanta/events/bhvjlpyxnbmb/ Papers We Love Atlanta #9] 2018-10-09
** [[:Media:Pwl09.pdf|"Miscompiling Programs with 'Benign' Data Races"]] for [https://www.meetup.com/Papers-We-Love-Atlanta/events/bhvjlpyxnbmb/ Papers We Love Atlanta #9] 2018-10-09
** [[:File:Multire.pdf|"Efficiently Matching Multiple Regular Expressions"]] for BetterCloud 2013-12-06
** [[:Media:Multire.pdf|"Efficiently Matching Multiple Regular Expressions"]] for BetterCloud 2013-12-06
** "[https://mdco2.mini.debconf.org/talks/6-notcurses-making-terminals-do-things-that-were-never-intended/ Making Terminals do Things Never Intended]" for [[Debian]] [https://mdco2.mini.debconf.org/ MiniDebConf #2] 2020-11-20
** "[https://mdco2.mini.debconf.org/talks/6-notcurses-making-terminals-do-things-that-were-never-intended/ Making Terminals do Things Never Intended]" for [[Debian]] [https://mdco2.mini.debconf.org/ MiniDebConf #2] 2020-11-20
** "[https://nick-black.com/tabpower/notcurses-fosdem-2021.pdf Notcurses: Blingful TUIs and Character Graphics]" for [https://fosdem.org/2021/ FOSDEM 2021] 2021-02-06
** "[https://nick-black.com/tabpower/notcurses-fosdem-2021.pdf Notcurses: Blingful TUIs and Character Graphics]" for [https://fosdem.org/2021/ FOSDEM 2021] 2021-02-06
** "[https://debconf21.debconf.org/talks/3-proposing-a-new-d-i-disk-preparation-tool-growlight/ Proposing a New D-I Disk Preparation Tool]" for [https://debconf21.debconf.org/ DebConf21] 2021-08-28
** "[https://debconf21.debconf.org/talks/3-proposing-a-new-d-i-disk-preparation-tool-growlight/ Proposing a New D-I Disk Preparation Tool]" for [https://debconf21.debconf.org/ DebConf21] 2021-08-28
** "[[:File:Black - Fast Linux Networking 2023.pdf|Fast Linux Networking: DPDK and XDP]]" for Microsoft Azure Orbital 2023-02-03
** "[[:Media:Black - Fast Linux Networking 2023.pdf|Fast Linux Networking: DPDK and XDP]]" for Microsoft Azure Orbital 2023-02-03
** "[[:File:Self-publishing_and_nuclear_secrets.pdf|Self-publishing and nuclear secrets]]" 2024-01-27
** "[[:Media:Self-publishing_and_nuclear_secrets.pdf|Self-publishing and nuclear secrets]]" 2024-01-27
* My video channel, [[DANKTECH]].
* My video channel, [[DANKTECH]].
* Other people's [[repositories|projects]]. Other people's [[programming quotes]]. ■
* Other people's [[repositories|projects]]. Other people's [[programming quotes]]. ■

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unix

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remarks regarding computers &c

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QEMFD! (wikipedia, wolfram) also provides...

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